It's fixed!! I was just stupid! hahahahaha

I can teach you how to make your computer say neat things to you. ;-)

As for it spewing expletives, the sound I have for "Program Error" is Brian saying "you'll have to be spanked." hehehe I have an Eeyore sound scheme I made too, but you probably wouldn't find that quite as interesting. Though I always have to laugh at the Windows Start sound. Eeyore says "It works! Didn't expect it to, but I'm kinda... glad." ;-D