That Exotic Causes of Death test...

[jenepherre]

I will be crushed by a giant duck!

This foul freak of nature will spell your demise by bringing it's massive weight to bear on your wretched mortal existence
Who would ever believe it?



How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test


All of the Exotic Causes of Death:
1)Getting crushed by a giant duck
2)Being Struck down by a Meteorite
3)Drowning while bobing for apples
4)Attempting beastiality with a kodiac bear
5)Mauling by a mob of midgets
6)Trainwreck at a railroad crossing
7)Decapitation by cannibal head-hunters
8)Being Barbequed by an angry dragon
9)Getting flattened by a falling piano
10)Being Stung to death by a swarm of Killer Bees
11)Sneezing your brain out
12)Being impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jetliner.
13)Leaping from the Empire State Building in a Superman costume.
14)Contracting west nile virus from a mosquito bite.
15)Getting mangled in industrial machinery.

I don't see how there could be so many options for a quiz with just a few questions, but hey ::shrugs:: whatever. LOL


Well, it's not how I'm hoping to go... but there are worse ways... LOL