From the Random Fact Generator:

Superman owns a pair of Jon Walker pajamas.

Oh yes. Yes he does!

For the non-Panic at the Disco fans on my f-list, Jon Walker is Panic's bass player, and is currently my default icon and the icon on this post. And Superman should totally idolize him. ::nods:: ::laughs::

Another one:

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Jon Walker turned that wine into beer.

Actually, I think he turned it into Jack. "I'd rather have a drink than... not have a drink." hehe

Oh darksylvia!!!! Another plot bunny for you!!

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Jon Walker's sweat.

Okay, I'll stop now. hehe